Multitool Toothbrush Pen Scissors Corkscrew Bottle Opener Screwdriver
So here's the new little guy. I got myself a victorinox jetsetter, one of their tiniest offerings that also is purposely bladeless. I can attach my toothbrush to the bottle opener with a piece of siphoning tube as I did on my last one and the spork attaches to the scissors nicely.
SAKModder.com, a guy makes pretty cool custom knives so I emailed him for advice, he happened to every extra scales (handles) from some other same sized knives that had the pen in it. He sent me some, I popped off the lame toothpick and popped in the pen, good to go.
No more bulky knife, no more standalone pen, I threw on a keychain corkscrew and all is well. Always fun trimming some excess.